• 14:08 Paris fucking blows. History++. Most of the contemporary citizens are unbearable pukes. This city is an asshole contest, & I want to compete #
• 14:10 You want modern art? Juxtaposition? Posh Mercedes-Benz dealer on the road towards the tomb of the Unknown Solder, gypsy beggar woman outside #
• 14:14 I used to feel embarrassed by the boorish American-in-Paris archetype. Now I'm about to link arms in solidarity with .... #
• 14:18 ... those Hawaiian shirt wearing motherfuckers. This shit is absurd. At least now I know how "foreigners" feel in America. Education comes! #

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